The Greatest Kazuma Satou Quotes Fans Won't Forget!

Kazuma Satou is the famous Isekai protagonist who breaks the mold, shuns convention, and promotes gender equality.

The kind of guy who won’t stand for double standards and has his own mind without needing to pander or “fit in”.

Even though Konosuba is a bit of a joke as it is (parody), Kazuma’s quotes range from serious, to daft, and everything else in general.

Here’s Kazuma’s BEST from the Konosuba series!

Kazuma Satou Quotes

“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone “not being a man” when it’s convenient.” – Kazuma Satou

“This sunlight is my worst enemy after three straight all-nighters.” – Kazuma Satou

“What about the girl I pushed out of harms way? Thank goodness. That means my death wasn’t in vain.” – Kazuma Satou

“I’ve never even met this girl before. What’s her deal?” – Kazuma Satou

“If I’m going to a world where magic exists, I absolutely have to try it out!” – Kazuma Satou

“Getting all cocky just because she’s a little bit cute.” – Kazuma Satou

“Any gullible fool who gets tricked has himself to blame.” – Kazuma Satou

“To my teacher at school. I’m currently learning in a parallel world… The workings of its society, what it is to be human, and what it means to be alive. It makes me grateful that all the wonderful events transpiring here make me grow as a person. I’m so grateful, it makes me tear up. There isn’t a single night I haven’t soaked my pillow in tears. Uh, I mean that in a good way. A good way, okay?” – Kazuma Satou

“How does it feel to get dragged away with the guy you treated like a total idiot?” – Kazuma Satou

“You’ve been designated as the one thing I’ll be bringing along, so if you’re a goddess, use your godly powers or whatever to make my life as easy as possible!” – Kazuma Satou