The 35+ Best Anime Quotes From The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K!

The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K quotes by characters:

Kusuo Saiki.
Nendoou Riki.
Hairo Kineshi.
Kaidou Shun.
Kokomi Teruhashi.
Chiyo Yumehara.
Kurumi Saiki.

The Disastrous Life Of Saiki K is an underrated comedy/slice of life series. Similar to Gintama in the way it makes a parody of cliches, but it does it without extremes.

There are serious moments, and hilarious moments. These quotes highlight all of it, from the various personalities and characters.

Here’s the best lines from the anime!

Saiki K Quotes

1. Kusuo Saiki Quotes

“I hate attracting attention but I hate owing someone even more.” – Kusuo Saiki

“Good grief. Ordinary people sure are a pain.” – Kusuo Saiki

“There’s no such thing as a person without thoughts.” – Kusuo Saiki

“Well, don’t let it get you down. There are as many girls as there are stars in the sky. Although stars are always out of reach.” – Kusuo Saiki

“You were born into a temple family but you’re full of desires. I’ve never seen anyone so dirty with such clear eyes.” – Kusuo Saiki

“Even when you were so depressed and emotionally unstable, the taste of your coffee jelly stayed the same. This is undeniably the work of a pro and that’s why the customers will return on their own even without using ESP.” – Kusuo Saiki

“No matter how big an accident is, it’s triggered by a minor thing, so a minor change can avoid it entirely.” – Kusuo Saiki

“Now then, here’s a question for you. This means I’ve changed from psychic to ghost so in pokemon, how effective is ghost against ghost? The answer is super effective.” – Kusuo Saiki

“Just great… you shouldn’t be expecting anything from a new student, or have you forgotten that last atrocity? The author’s just introducing a new character to get himself out of the rut. It’s a cheap tactic.” – Kusuo Saiki

“I messed up, an image of father came up for a second. It seems like he’s doing his work happily today too. This screw up really hurts me in many ways.” – Kusuo Saiki

“What a pain. It’s frightening that she was actually going to get it. But it’s no use. Puppy dog eyes won’t work on an esper like me.” – Kusuo Saiki

“I’m never using my annoyed face ever again.” – Kusuo Saiki

“Honestly, what a moron. Sorry for saying you have chuunibyou. You don’t possess any sort of power but your actions were by far no means possible for the average person.” – Kusuo Saiki

“What a truly terrifying man you are, Nendou Riki. I’d prefer to kill you before you can kill me.” – Kusuo Saiki

“I am the world’s unhappiest man who has had everything snatched away since the moment of my birth.” – Kusuo Saiki

2. Kaidou Shun Quotes

“I don’t care about your past. What matters is who you are now and who you’ll be in the future!” – Kaidou Shun

“I misjudged you, Nendou! Don’t you dare lay your hands to those frail little girls!” – Kaidou Shun

“How stupid. Fortune telling is just an illusion created by a bunch of people who pretend to be prophets.” – Kaidou Shun

“I only wanted…to be friends with Saiki-kun.” – Kaidou Shun

“Come with me, Saiki… I’m feeling something ominous wind coming from the town.” – Kaidou Shun

“I won’t allow that to happen. I will protect the world! For I am The Jet-Black Wings.” – Kaidou Shun

3. Kokomi Teruhashi Quotes

“They can’t call me the perfect woman if I leave the food served to me untouched.” – Kokomi Teruhashi

“I never knew that I was such a significant presence to Saiki-kun.” – Kokomi Teruhashi

“Life is in very easy mode. This is all because I am gorgeous.” – Kokomi Teruhashi

“It would be even more fun if Saiki were here though…Well, even if he came to a place like this I am sure he would just be sitting there with a blank expression on his face.” – Kokomi Teruhashi

“At first I did not like him very much because he would not react the way I wanted him to…and I started trying to get back at him…but by the time I realized it, I was thinking about him all the time.” – Kokomi Teruhashi

4. Chiyo Yumehara Quotes

“If you are afraid of love, just gather your courage!” – Chiyo Yumehara

5. Nendou Riki Quotes

“Well, since it was my first kiss, could you go easy on me?” – Nendou Riki

“Let’s go get some ramen, partner!” – Nendou Riki

“Partner! You’ve gotta stop befriending these kind of guys! I’m saying this as your best friend, trust me!” – Nendou Riki

6. Kurumi Saiki Quotes

“Use your power for the sake of really troubled and really kind people, okay?” – Kurumi Saiki

7. Hairo Kineshi Quotes

“Nendou Riki, I’ve fallen for your principles in life.” – Hairo Kineshi

“Let’s do it! Give it everything we’ve got! Acting like kids is fine!! Let’s regain the innocence of youth!! Come, let’s seat it out together!” – Hairo Kineshi