The Best Quotes From Kono Subarashii That Will Make Your Day
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35 Of The Best Quotes From Kono Subarashii That Will Make Your Day

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Kono Subarashii is a parody series for a good reason.

It’s funny as F. The comedy is ridiculous, and you’re bound to laugh after relishing in the nonsensical characters.

That’s why the anime quotes, unlike most shows, are focused on humor, silliness and everythiing related.

With the occassional quote with as much meaning as Martin Luther King’s speech (exaggeration).

So if you want a good laugh, here are some of the best takeaway quotes from Kono Subarashii.

 

Kono Subarashii Quotes For Anime Fans:

 

Kazuma Satou Quotes

Kazuma Satou quotes

“I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone “not being a man” when it’s convenient.” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“This sunlight is my worst enemy after three straight all-nighters.” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“What about the girl I pushed out of harms way? Thank goodness. That means my death wasn’t in vain.” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“I’ve never even met this girl before. What’s her deal?” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“If I’m going to a world where magic exists, I absolutely have to try it out!” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“Getting all cocky just because she’s a little bit cute.” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“Any gullible fool who gets tricked has himself to blame.” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“To my teacher at school. I’m currently learning in a parallel world… The workings of its society, what it is to be human, and what it means to be alive. It makes me grateful that all the wonderful events transpiring here make me grow as a person. I’m so grateful, it makes me tear up. There isn’t a single night I haven’t soaked my pillow in tears. Uh, I mean that in a good way. A good way, okay?” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“How does it feel to get dragged away with the guy you treated like a total idiot?” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“You’ve been designated as the one thing I’ll be bringing along, so if you’re a goddess, use your godly powers or whatever to make my life as easy as possible!” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“What am I going to do if everyone thinks I’m friends with a crazy woman?” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“This isn’t how I imagined life in a parallel world would be.” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“The negative effects of my long life as a shut-in are kicking in now?” – Kazuma Satou

 

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“This is just too stimulating for an adolescent virgin like me. Stay calm… Don’t be seduced by her womanly charms!” – Kazuma Satou

 

Luna Quotes

Luna Quotes Konosuba

“Please capture as many cabbages as you can and lock them up here!” – Luna

 

Goddess Aqua Quotes

Goddess Aqua Konosuba quotes

“You passed out and were taken to a nearby hospital and the doctors and nurses laughed
at you as you had a heart attack.” – Aqua

 

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“I’m a goddess who guides humans who die young to the afterlife. You have two choices: You can start from square one with a new life, or you can go to Heaven and carry on like an old man. To tell you the truth, Heaven isn’t the dreamy place you all imagine it to be. Not only is there no TV, there are no manga or games, either. You don’t even have a physical body, so you can’t do anything sexual, either. There’s nothing to do there but bask in the sun for all eternity.” – Aqua

 

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“No matter what you pick, it’s all the same. Nobody’s expecting much from a shut-in game otaku anyway.” – Aqua

 

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“Huh? You’re supposed to be some game otaku shut-in. Why are you so reliable?” – Aqua

 

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“Like they say, “make the best of a bad situation.” – Aqua

 

Megumin Quotes

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“I have anxiously awaited the arrival of those such as yourselves. My names Megumin! My calling is that of an arch wizard, one who controls explosion magic, the strongest of all offensive magic! Do you, too, desire my forbidden strength, which is so almighty, I’ve been ostracized by the entire world?” – Megumin

 

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“When man stares into the abyss, the abyss stares back.” – Megumin

 

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“This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world… Well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.” – Megumin

 

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“Explosion magic is the strongest magic. But that also means it takes time to prepare. Please keep that frog at bay until my preparations are complete.” – Megumin

 

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“You’ve come to understand the path of explosions, Kazuma. How about it?” – Megumin

 

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“Most women would cry if you said what was on your mind without holding back.” – Megumin

 

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“You’re sexually harassing me in this state of emergency? – Megumin

 

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“I can’t believe I get to use explosion magic twice in a day.” – Megumin

 

Darkness Quotes (Dustiness Ford Lalatina)

 

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“She’s just depressed because, when she taught Kazuma thief skills, her panties were stripped off, then all the money she had on her was taken. To strip such a young girl of her panties in a public place is truly savage! I can’t let this pass.” – Darkness

 

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“Since old times, suffering an erotic fate at the hands of the Devil King has always been the duty and
expectation of a female knight. That alone makes it worthwhile to go!” – Darkness

 

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“You may do as you please with my body, but don’t think you’ll be free to do as you please with my heart!” – Darkness

 

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“This is an unexpectedly moe situation!” – Darkness

 

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“I’m sure you intend to use those strong arms of yours to lewdly torture and make an example of
me in front of everyone. Try it if you think you can.” – Darkness

 

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“A knight must never run away, no matter how mighty the enemy.” – Darkness

 

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“Protecting the livelihoods of my countrymen is both my duty and my honor.” – Darkness

 

And that’s it!

There are 100’s of Kono Subarashii, quotes, so it’s been boiled down to these as they’re some of the best.

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