Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure quotes by the following characters:
- Jonathan Joestar.
- Will Anthonio Zeppeli.
- Lisa Lisa.
- Jotaro Kujo.
- Jean Pierre.
- Joseph Joestar.
- Muhammad Avdol.
- Yoshikage Kira.
- Erina Pendleton.
- Funny Valentine.
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure has been around for the past 25+ years. There aren’t many anime that have lived this long, especially beyond 2019.
And as expected with a long-running Shounen, it has quotes that are a mix of inspiration, motivation, humor and pure nostalgia.
Let’s get into those quotes, and share the best the anime has to offer.
The Best Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Quotes:
“And that’s why I turned one of your pistols into a banana. It’s your last meal. Take your time… enjoy it.” – Giorno
Jotaro Kujo Quotes
“You truly are the lowest scum in history. You can’t pay back what you owe with money.” – Jotaro Kujo
“Just shut up already. I have nothing more to say to you. You’re way too pathetic… I’m done wasting my breath.” – Jotaro Kujo
“Hold it! I still have the right to raise… I raise you my mother’s soul.” – Jotaro Kujo
“Ask for forgiveness from Enya, the woman you killed. But as for me, I never had the slightest intention of forgiving you.” – Jotaro Kujo
“DIO… I don’t understand why you’re so loyal to him. Are you honestly telling me… that you’d die for him?” – Jotaro Kujo
“I covered you with gasoline so I can track your smell. I feel bad, kicking a guy when he’s down, but… Nah, I don´t feel bad about this at all. My friends and a lot of bystanders are dead because of you.” – Jotaro Kujo
“Good grief, don’t underestimate me just because I’m a kid.” – Jotaro Kujo
“Impossible? We did a lot of impossible things on this journey. I’m tired of hearing that things are impossible or useless. Those words mean nothing to us.” – Jotaro Kujo
Muhammad Avdol Quotes
“My fourth wish, that is…to not listen to your wishes, Magician’s Red won’t forgive you. Not happening.” – Muhammad
Jonathan Joestar Quotes
“DIOOO! I’m going to make you cry like a baby!” – Jonathan Joestar
“I’m willing to see our transaction through, are you sir? I’m fighting to protect my family from those that wish it harm, I doubt very much that your resolve is equal to mine.” – Jonathan Joestar
“Father…Rest in peace. Let the smoke guide your soul to heaven. But I ask you for a final favor, let the flames burn with your strength.” – Jonathan Joestar
“This ends here! You will not leave this place alive!” – Jonathan Joestar
Erina Pendleton Quotes
“You are such a thoughtful boy, JoJo.” – Erina Pendleton
“Jonathan Joestar passed away into undeserved oblivion. His life was an important part of history, but invisible to ordinary people. Most of humanity, for who he sacrificed, will never know of his noble accomplishments. But his descendants will. The life within me, newly created by Jonathan and I, will certainly hear his story.” – Erina Pendleton
“I don’t want evil from half a century to take you.” – Erina Pendleton
“No. People are entitled to their opinions. But this misbegotten oaf has given insult to our friend! Be mindful of the other guests, now, but teach him a lesson!” – Erina Pendleton
Yoshikage Kira Quotes
“When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book….The fist time I saw her, with her hands on her knee…how do I say this…I had a boner.” – Yoshikage Kira
Will Anthonio Zeppeli Quotes
“Perhaps… Perhaps the time he foretold has come. If this is my destiny, I accept it.” – Will Anthonio Zeppeli
“What is “Courage”? Courage is owning your fear!” – Will Anthonio Zepelli
Lisa Lisa Quotes
“Walking on water when you obviously lack proper training is quite an accomplishment. However, if you truly wish to master Hamon in a month you must be prepared to die for it!” – Lisa Lisa
“The last thing I need right now is listening to trash like you, let alone being touched by you. But if you want to embrace me, feel free to try… as long as you don’t mind a painful demise.” – Lisa Lisa
Dio Brando Quotes
“Jojo, being human means having limits. I’ve learned something. The more carefully you scheme, the more unexpected events come along.” – Dio Brando
“For seven years, I have to make nice with that buffoon. But now that I am of age, it is time for my plan to reach its fruition. At long last, the Joestar fortune will be mine. And Devil take anyone who tries to stop me.” – Dio
“So this is the brat I must usurp. He wears his heart on his sleeve and is quick to anger….This pampered fool is nothing for the likes of Dio Brando!” – Dio
“I shall give you a chance. Go down two steps and I’ll let you join my side again. But if you’d rather die, than climb those stairs.” – Dio
“Most men’s hearts are restrained by mortal, recoiling in fear from the fabulous fruits of evil. But some do not constrain themselves to the mortality and its tyranny. They are the Vanguard. Serve me, Jack the Ripper. Submit yourself to me, and I shall give powers beyond your belief. I ask for only one thing in return.” – Dio
“Are you really trying to shoot me? I like you. At the moment you tried to kill me you weren’t sweating, and your breathing was even. You were absolutely calm, as I’d expect from Hol Horse.” – Dio
“Go out there and take this useless world for all you can get.” – Dio
“I despise all mongrels. They don’t scare me, I just can’t stand them fawning over the unworthy. So keep your mangy mutt away from me, Joestar!” – Dio
“Know this. I may be your guest in your home but I’m not one to be trifled with. In all things, I am number one! Look down upon me and you will regret it!” – Dio
Funny Valentine Quotes
“Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’.” – Funny Valentine
“Right about now, you’re probably wondering who I am. Allow me to elucidate ya! The name is Robert E. O. Speedwagon! I had a hunch Jonathan’s run of trouble might not be done, so I followed him back home. I like you, Jonathan, so I’m gonna offer up this little tidbit pro bono: living in the gutter, you learn to spot lowlifes pretty quick if you want to see tomorrow. I’ve trained my nose to sort out the bad ones from the good just from a sniff. This fellow reeks of brimstone and blood worse than anyone I’ve ever laid eyes on!” – Speedwagon
Joseph Joestar Quotes
“You’re god damn right! Everything worked out according to the plan… From the very beginning! (I just got lucky, but thinking I outsmarted him will drive Kars nuts).” – Joseph Joestar
“Well, if I’m gonna be sitting around for 30 minutes, I’ve got nothing better to do. Best place to wait is right in front of Lisa Lisa’s door. And if my eye just happens to wander near the keyhole… Niiiiiice.” – Joseph Joestar
“Well, my arms are folded and my eyes are closed, this is a victory laugh, Esidisi. You lost today because you snoozed for 2000 years.” – Joseph Joestar
“Shoot me if you want to! But you better be prepared to face the consequences. The moment you try to pull that trigger, I’ll snap your fingers in half like matchsticks!” – Joseph Joestar
Jean Pierre Quotes
“You’ve got to say something more like this before you get revenge. My name is Jean-Pierre Polnareff. For my sister’s honor, and so that my friend Avdol can rest in peace… I’m going to hurl you into the depths of despair!” – Jean Pierre
“The ultimate being embodies the powers of each and every living thing, all lives gather as one. And… How beautiful it shines! Truly the most wonderful thing I have ever beheld… I have finally, finally tamed the sun!” – Kars