When was the last time you laughed so hard that your stomach ached?
Anime quotes aren’t all about motivation, inspirational themes, life lessons and painful stories.
Some of the best anime quotes make you giggle like a baby. And there’s no feeling in the world that can replace laughter.
If you’re ever having “one of those” days, these 21 funny anime quotes will make you feel good again…
1. Goku Quotes (Dragon Ball Super)
“An angel? So Whis is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts not hanging out.” – Goku
Typical of Goku to say something that crazy…
2. Gintoki Sakata Quotes (Gintama)
“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.” – Gintoki Sakata
That’s a funny way of describing it! It’s to be expected from one of the most ridiculous comedy series ever created.
3. Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)
“Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?” – Ash Ketchum
Straight to the point…
4. L Lawliet Quotes (Death Note)
“If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.” – L Lawliet
Thanks for the gentle reminder, L Lawliet…
5. Kondou Isao Quotes (Gintama)
“Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.” – Kondou Isao (Gorilla)
Well, at least he’s able to admit his own stupidity.
6. Lina Inverse Quotes (Slayers)
“Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?” – Lina Inverse
This is even more true for anime shows these days!
7. Isshin Kurosaki Quotes (Bleach)
“When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!” – Isshin Kurosaki
The crazy father of Ichigo Kurosaki. No surprises there.
8. Amanda O’Niell Quotes (Little Witch Academia)
“The name’s Amanda. Considering the two of us are both rebels, I think we’ll be friends.” – Amanda O’Niell
9. Beerus Quotes (Dragon Ball Super)
“Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious.” – Beerus
10. Marie Mjolnir Quotes (Soul Eater)
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!” – Marie Mjolnir
That’s certainly one way of putting it… Marie and Stein are some strange characters so it’s expected…
11. Monkey D Luffy Quotes (One Piece)
“If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam.” – Monkey D Luffy
At least he’s got it all planned out. 😉
12. Usui Takumi Quotes (Maid Sama)
“I’m actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature maids and it turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump in joy.” – Usui Takumi
Yep, we get it Usui. You love trolling…
13. Taiga Okajima Quotes (Assassination Classroom)
“Pornography can save the world!” – Taiga Okajima
Typical of Okajima to say that… Funny character.
14. Rider Astolfo Quotes (Fate Apocrypha)
“I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top.” – Rider Astolfo
Riders care free attitude is something else!
15. Tomoya Okazaki Quotes (Clannad)
“I couldn’t help laughing the moment I saw him. Actually, I think that was the first time I laughed since I came to that school. He might have looked stupid, but it was the kind of stupid I wanted in on.” – Tomoya Okazaki
16. Hiei Quotes (Yu Yu Hakusho)
“So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?” – Hiei
17. Roronoa Zoro Quotes (One Piece)
“If you die, I’ll kill you!” – Roronoa Zoro
18. Rosette Christopher Quotes (Chrono Crusade)
“Azmaria is amazing. She’s already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age.” – Rosette Christopher
Said so proudly!
19. Levi Ackerman Quotes (Attack On Titan)
“Look around Eren, at these big ass trees.” – Levi Ackerman
Mentioned in episode 18 of the first Attack On Titan anime.
20. Taiga Aisaka Quotes (Toradora)
“I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever!” – Taiga Aisaka
21. Son Goku Quotes (Dragon Ball Z)
“The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.” – Son Goku
Do you have more funny anime quotes to share?
Anime characters mentioned:
- Son Goku.
- Gintoki Sakata.
- Rosette Christopher.
- Rider Of Black (Astolfo)
- Taiga Aisaka.
- Monkey D Luffy.
- Marie Mjolnir.
- Lord Beerus.
- Taiga Okajima.
- Usui Takumi.
- Kondou Isao.
- Ash Ketchum.
- L Lawliet.
- Levi Ackerman.
- Roronoa Zoro.
- Lina Inverse.
- Isshin Kurosaki.
- Amanda O’Niel.
- Tomoya Okazaki.
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