Hellsing character quotes mentioned in this post:
- Integra Hellsing.
- Montana Max.
- Seras Victoria.
- Alexander Anderson.
- Jan Valentine.
Each quote in this post explores concepts like religion, death, evil, hatred, and life itself at the deepest levels. Giving you something to think about.
Or simply walk away with a little nostalgia!
Here are all the best lines Hellsing has to offer.
The Ultimate List Of Hellsing Quotes:
1. Integra Hellsing Quotes
“No matter how intelligent or how strong they are still nothing but vampire trash.” – Integra Hellsing
“These monsters dare to enter this house built on blood and honor! I will see them all roast in the deepest pits of Hell!” – Integra Hellsing
“You’re too loud, Police Girl. I don’t care if you’re a vampire, you’re still English. Have some manners.” – Integra Hellsing
“I’m surrounded by idiots.” – Integra Hellsing
“You want me to roll over like a dog? Give up, and accept defeat.. Ha! That seems to be the sort of language that your kind is used to using. Language for cowards who forfeited their humanity, because they were too weak to survive as such. Don’t look down on humans, you monsters. Come on. I’ll send you all to hell.” – Integra Hellsing
2. Alexander Anderson Quotes
“So laugh… demon… Laugh that arrogant laugh of yours… And remember, I beat you to it.” – Alexander Anderson
“So how long will it be, then? How long before you’re no longer cursed to walk the earth?” – Alexander Anderson
“Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters.” – Alexander Anderson
“I want nothing more than to be a bayonet; a bayonet wielded by the hand of God. I would have been happy to be born a storm, or a divine threat; a mighty explosion or even a terrible hurricane. A divine force of nature without heart or pity. And if this relic can transform me into such a thing…then I am happy to abandon my humanity.” – Alexander Anderson
“Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. We are nothing but dust and to dust we shall return. Amen.” – Alexander Anderson
“Hold your tongue, the dead don’t speak.” – Alexander Anderson
“Your voice sounds so lovely when you’re whimpering in agony.” – Alexander Anderson
3. Montana Max Quotes
“At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill! Attention soldiers of the Millennium battalion, this is a message from your commander! Friends, let’s bring them Hell.” – Montana Max
“There is one thing that makes a human a human… and that is their will.” – Montana Max
“We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple, “ordinary” war will no longer be sufficient. We need a massive war! A war beyond any other that man’s history has ever known! We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!” – Montana Max
“Then let me ask you, if your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn’t it seem to you that any god like that would be just as mad as I?” – Montana Max
4. Alucard Quotes
“To become a monster like me, is to admit you were too weak to remain a human.” – Alucard
“Look well at Integra’s “battle”, Police girl! Integra cut herself open, shed her own blood… and chose to fight for her life. Giving up kills people. When people reject giving up… they finally win the right to transcend humanity. “Never give up, even if it means death”… that is the pride and dignity of our master.” – Alucard
“I can’t help you. I belong to a world where all is death. Your world of choices was not meant for me to interfere with.” – Hellsing
“Resignation is what kills people. Once they’ve rejected resignation, humans gain the privilege of making humanity their footpath.” – Alucard
“Police girl… Enjoy this. Enjoy the massacre. This alone will make you strong.” – Alucard
“It’s a beautiful night. It almost makes me want to go out for a bite to drink.” – Alucard
“Eternity is wasted upon the likes of you. Try as you might, immortality slips away. And you remain with only your shame.” – Alucard
“To reign over the kingdom of the world, to make its peace and write its laws; to be generous to the obedient and merciless to all who would stand against you. Nothing ever changes; two thousand years and you still act like the world is yours.” – Alucard
“That dog is neither man nor monster. Only a man can truly hope to kill a monster.” – Alucard
“You are a fool who creates slaves to do your dirty work. A coward and an incompetent, incapable of doing anything on your own. You are not worthy of the lowest pits of Hell!” – Alucard
“God spares no salvation to those who would beg for it. Nor is he merciful to those who would beseech his benevolence. These petty requests are no invocation to god. They are your death.” – Alucard
“Such a shame. I overestimated you. As a vampire, you were just a pathetic piece of sh*t. And now you’re nothing but dog sh*t!” – Alucard
5. Jan Valentine Quotes
“Little Hellsing chicky, I’m coming to find you. Come out and play, little Hellsing. It’s going to be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullf*ck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, go home, and masturbate, okay?” – Jan Valentine
“While you’re waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impudent god. And cowering in the corner and begging, always good. But if you act now, there’s still time for an old-fashioned suicide!” – Jan Valentine
6. Seras Victoria Quotes
“A four-poster coffin. Bloody hell.” – Seras Victoria
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