The Most Relevant Kisuke Urahara Quotes With Purpose & Humor

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Written by Theo J Ellis

Kisuke Urahara is the joke and the clown of Bleach. The guy who seems like a loser, doesn’t take much seriously, and has nothing much to do with himself.

In reality he’s a tough b*stard with more skills, talent, and dangerous amounts of power than the average Bleach character.

Ichigo calls him “hat and clogs”.

With a lot of experience behind him as a soul reaper, he’s a wise man who shows his wisdom when it counts. And has some of the best quotes in the series.

Here’s a list!

 

Kisuke Urahara Quotes:

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“Don’t use others as a reason for walking into death’s arms.” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“Oh, it IS a chore. Risking your life and keeping busy are all the same!” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“Yes, we have no destiny. Only those swallowed up by ignorance and fear who take false steps, shall plunge us into the waters called “destiny.” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“Your transformation is not a disease. You were just given the key to the door in front of you. There’s no need to know the cause. No need for sorrow or sadness. What comes next is up to you. You can use your keys to open the door…or lock it tight. And if you do choose to open it… You can still decide not to pass through.” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“It’s alright! Kurosaki-san’s potential is greater than mine!” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“I’ll drive you into a corner and make you remember that attack.” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“Awaken, Benihime.” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“If you look at this message and think that it is the message of a person before his death… then you have no sense of humor.” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“Lately, I’ve been looking at these two guys only. As expected, I see flowers when there are women in the workplace… the atmosphere!” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“Aizen-sama will get maaaad at youuuu!” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“Come here you little devil, let me take a look at you! You’re my fuzzy little troublemaker, yes you are! Now who’s your daddy? Hmm?” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“That wasn’t very nice. I do believe you’ve killed my hat.” – Kisuke Urahara

 

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“A warrior who has lost his ability to fight is only going to be in the way.” – Kisuke Uruhara

 

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“There’s a lot of products that you can buy with money…but my love is the only limited product that only you can have.” – Kisuke Uruhara

 

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“Training hard, risking your life… what’s the difference?” – Kisuke Uruhara

 

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“I’m so disappointed, Ichigo, so very disappointed. Sadly, your sword exhibits only fear. When you counter, it’s because you fear being killed. When you attack, you fear killing. And when you protect someone, you fear you could let them die. At this point, the only thing your sword speaks is senseless fright, and that’s not good. What you don’t need in battle is fear. Nothing will come of it.” – Kisuke Uruhara

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