The BEST Collection Of Shimoneta Quotes Ecchi Fans Will Find Hilarious

Shimoneta quotes taken from characters:

Ayame Kajou (Blue Snow).
Anna Nishikinomiya.
Tanukichi Okuma.
Hyouka Fuwa.

And many more characters.

Shimoneta is also known as A Boring World Where The Concept Of Dirty Jokes Doesn’t Exist.

It’s about censorship, political correctness, and the attempt to break that cycle (with lots of ecchi, sex jokes, and fan service involved). The comedy is strong, and so are its themes.

Let’s focus on the anime’s:

Quotes.
Lessons.
Moments.

And everything in between as it relates to the quotes from its many relatable characters, like the sense of humour with its main characters.

Here’s a list.

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Shimoneta Quotes:

1. Tanukichi Okuma

“I’m nothing like my father. Meeting Anna has changed me completely. I’m a new man!”

“I knew Anna’s heart was pure but I didn’t know it was this pure!”

“Don’t do this, Tanukichi. Stop following her. W…Why am I getting all…tingly? It’s like…I know what I’m doing is wrong, but doing it feels…it feels so fantastic!”

“Someone help me! I wish I never attended this crazy school!”

“I’m deceiving the girl that I like the most. So, why is my heart fluttering? This is wrong, I know it is. It’s really, really bad. So…why does it feel so good?!”

2. Ayame Kajou (Blue Snow)

“I can’t change who I am, so I decided to change the world instead.”

“Cock-a-doodle-my-p*ssy! Ha! Nothing beats saying dirty words in public! Except saying them with panties over your face!”

“You set me up for dirty jokes without even trying! We’re a perfect fit, like two things that fit together in a funny way!”

“They totally bought your heroic little speech! Just as I thought, you’re a boy who knows how to squeeze out the bullshit! Oh, wow! Ejaculating on my face after four seconds of talking? You really are eager! Now I’m soaking wet.”

“There’s nothing unhealthy about love, you know, or the burning desire to rub your body all up on hers. It’s all pure and natural feelings and they are used to make the world go ’round. (pause) Well, you don’t have to believe me right away. For now, just build a beautiful world of dirty jokes with me and the rest will come in time.”

“Alright, our rebellion has begun! Now it’s time to say goodbye to this boring world where dirty jokes don’t exist!”

“My god, you’re a stick in the mud. You’ve got a totally amazing name like “Tanukichi” but it’s a waste because you’ve let society domesticate you.”

3. Hyouka Fuwa

“Side question, can babies be created by one man thrusting his meat pickle into another man’s exhaust passage?”

“May I ask you one thing before you go? My theory is that peni…that was close. I’ll use euphemisms. I believe a man’s cucumber is key to conception. Can you confirm that?”

“You must return the favor I did for you. Otherwise, I will not allow you to leave this room with the vibration devices in hand. Show me your eleventh finger.”