You’ve heard of anime lessons, but what about hentai life lessons?
Hentai is animated porn in the form of anime, so you can usually expect to see pornographic content that may be wholesome, crude, horny, or dramatic.
But there are also life lessons to be taken from these hentai shows (sarcastically or otherwise).
Let’s make a list.
1. Sex won’t get you pregnant
The biggest joke of all in the hentai community is the fact so many hentai portray sexual relationships, regardless of what goes on in the bedroom. And the women almost never get pregnant.
This has become a meme with too many variations in the anime and hentai community, spreading across social media like an incurable disease.
The slight irony is when compared to anime, “kissing” is thought to make you pregnant according to some characters like Emilia from Re:Zero.
The contrast, however you look at it, is a very “Japanese” media thing to do.
2. Tentacles = horny
Tentacles have been a part of hentai for so long, and have gained so much steam, that everyone outside the community may think it’s associated with anime.
In reality, it’s only associated with hentai 99% of the time and especially in the context of pornographic content, lewd content, nudity, and explicit material.
If you ever see tentacles on a hentai cover for a series, or within an episode, or anywhere for that matter, just know “horny” is what will define it.
Not to mention all the other freaky shit that goes down that may rub some the wrong way.
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3. Elves are impure
Elves are portrayed as pure, just, moral, ethical, and creatures who live infinite lives in solitude, peace, while doing the right thing.
They’re almost angelic.
Hentai of course destroys this logic all together and the elves show a nastier, more slutty side to their characters, making them impure by comparison.
This is also part of the debauchery and the fascination that comes with it.
4. Incest is wincest
Incest is a staple in the hentai community, and among hentai shows, regardless of how you may feel about it.
It has its own attraction for the darkest of reasons, and the strangest of reasons. And yet, it’s still a sought-after genre of hentai that people watch.
That’s just the way it is, even if it’s not the most popular hentai genre in general.
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5. NTR is the rage
NTR (Netorare) is basically men watching women get fucked by another man, or a cuckold in a nutshell. Lots of cheating is involved in these relationships as well.
This is the type of content that is famous for some reason among hentai fans and those who produce the hentai to be watched.
It gained steam during the pandemic compared to any time before that.
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6. MILFS are goddesses
MILFS are treated like goddesses and are as beautiful as goddesses can be imagined to be. Smoking hot, big oppai, tiddies, ass, figure, attitude, and personality.
They can be angelic, sweet, gentle, kind, and caring. They are everything in terms of idealism even if it pushes the line and exaggerates it.
Besides, who doesn’t like a good MILF in reality?
7. Bland male protagonists are the best
Bland male protagonists, similar to what you see in Isekai anime shows, are the best protagonists. Not in terms of quality, but in terms of how they WIN.
The most plain looking protagonists with almost no personality are somehow able to win the girls, build a harem, and have the hottest women fall over themselves to get some of the D.
The so called “hot” guy you see in anime shows doesn’t play out the same way with hentai as the bland guy is the “hot” guy who ends up with the same results time and time again.
A strong lesson in hentai etiquette.
8. Fluids spray everywhere
Fluids, aka “cumming” and jizzing all over the place. Hentai is so exaggerated in this sense that it’s too funny and comedic for anyone to not laugh.
It sprays everywhere like a water hose on steroids, and messes up the place similar to what you see in horror anime shows but coloured in white if you get what I mean.
A hentai lesson indeed.
9. There’s a fetish for everyone
When all is said and done, there is a fetish for everyone in the real world. The same rings true when it comes to hentai especially.
Hentai is the type of medium that takes fetishes, blows them up like a doll or a balloon, and then makes it explode to an exaggerated degree.
MILFS for example. They are a fetish and the motherly vibe plus the sexy vibe (sometimes mixed with “stepmothers”) is one common hentai fetish.
Another is elves who are supposed to be pure and moral, but then have a “naughty” side which becomes part of the fetish and attraction.
Other fetishes are small women (smol), Petite women, BBW, shows that involve BDSM, Tsunderes, and monster girls of all kinds.
It’s a power lesson from hentai.
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